12.04.2008

Fictitious Books

My friend and fellow blogger Jon and I are fictitiously planning on starting a publishing company after we graduate. As I was thinking of potential book titles, I also began to think about my responsibilities as a blogger and the various ways that I've failed you, my respected, infinitely precious, audience. And so I present to you this list of fictitious books:
  • Predestined for Success: The Jon Knowles Story
  • Breadth First Search: A Brief Survey of the Goals, Aspirations, and Ideas of M. Sergey
  • Elbows: An Owner's Manual
  • Q? U! Breaking An Unqaestioned Orthodoxy
  • The Sticky History of Wallpaper: Stripping Away the Myths of America's Favorite Decor
  • An Idiot's Guide to Inconsistencies in Class Definitions of the Principia Mathematica
  • September's Shards
  • What Are They Saying About Venn Diagrams?
  • Clementines vs. Tangerines: Five Views
  • Venn Diagrams? Two non-overlapping Views and One View that Does Overlap with the First But Only a Little Bit
  • Humans?
  • Precision in Physics Computation: Between Zero and Four Views
  • Questioning the Utility of Debate in Discourse: One View
  • Vwls: r Thy Stll Ndd?
  • F you, Focault! Narratives of a Highway Construction-Worker Living in an Age of Deconstruction
  • Daddy, Why Do I Compute Mommy's Area Differently Than Yours? -- Raising Kids in a Hetero-Polygonal Marriage
  • Solving Loneliness For Illiterates
  • I Miss You Jerry!
  • Making Sense: Is It Over-Rated? Cucumber Views
  • Sounds of Hummus Hitting A Wall -- The Official Bjork Biography
  • Robots!
  • Am I Really Missed? -- Jerry Responds
  • Should Totalitarian Governments Allow Writers To Publish Dissenting Views? One View
  • I Fold - How A Paper Crane Became the World's Leading Poker Player
  • Song in the Key of Ewok
  • Tall, Bearded or The Sound and the Curry -- A Than'lography
  • I Ching -- From Cash-Register to Fortune Teller
  • Wanted: Nunchucks

Note: I figured italicizing all the titles would make them difficult to read, so lay off all you grammar/punctuation snobs!

Can anyone think of any more?